🪵 SANDY'S TABLE QUEST

A Chronicle of Wood, Will, and Warped Taste

In the year 2025,

The Interior Design Cartel declared war on durability. They replaced craftsmanship with 'fast furniture'—flimsy, soulless, and impossible to repair.

St. Louis fell first. Then the world.

Grandmothers wept as their oak dining sets were seized and replaced by honeycomb cardboard.

But one artisan refused to fold.

Sandy.

She didn't design for trends. She built tables that could survive a nuclear winter. When they raided her workshop, they made one fatal mistake:

They left her alive.

Tonight, she enters their headquarters. A vertical dungeon of beige carpet and particle board.

Her mission:

Reclaim the tables.
Splatter the critics.
Remind them what 'solid wood' feels like.

SANDY'S TABLE QUEST

They took the tables.
She's taking them back.